by Editör | Nov 17, 2014 | Politics
The Federal government announced today new measures to crack down on what it calls, “the rampant use of witchcraft to pirate movies, tv shows and music”. “Lets face it,” said a government insider,” no one in the government has the...
by Editör | Nov 15, 2014 | Politics
Prime Minister Abbott gave his speech to the G20 today and wowed the audience with his cavalcade of personal achievements. “We were amazed,” said one international guest. “Here we were expecting the same old tired speeches about international...
by Editör | Nov 13, 2014 | Nature, Politics
The federal government today announced it’s plan for dealing with climate change. “This has become one of the biggest issues of today,” said environment minister, Greg Hunt. “That is why we as a government have sat down and discussed the best...
by Editör | Nov 12, 2014 | Politics
It has been revealed today that the Russian President has requested Naval support in case of any sudden shirtfront attacks during the G20 in Brisbane. One Russian Naval officer told the Larrikin, “we really don’t have the slightest idea what a shirtfront...
by Editör | Nov 11, 2014 | Society
The Australian government announced today that all future funding for the ABC will have to be crowd sourced. “We’re sick and tired of the constant bias towards the truth shown by the ABC,” said one government backbencher. “If the ABC...
