ABC to cut staff, programs and good ideas.

ABC to cut staff, programs and good ideas.

The ABC announced today that it would be cutting back on some services in an effort to find savings to cover the reduction in funding from the federal government. Some of the cost savings include: A reduction in hair care products for Leigh Sales, Emma Alberici and...
ABC to be crowd funded

ABC to be crowd funded

The Australian government announced today that all future funding for the ABC will have to be crowd sourced. “We’re sick and tired of the constant bias towards the truth shown by the ABC,” said one government backbencher. “If the ABC...
Australian pirate downloads car

Australian pirate downloads car

In what’s being heralded as a world first an Australian pirate has managed to download a car over the internet. “You see these anti-piracy ads all the time saying you wouldn’t download a car,” said Dazza from Bankstown. “For me that...
New Star Wars merchandising announced.

New Star Wars merchandising announced.

Disney today announced the name of the new Star Wars merchandising range. “For Star Wars fans it’s been a long time coming,” said one Disney marketer. “But at long last the wait is over, people can now buy a host of new collectibles.”...
Protesters boycott air

Protesters boycott air

Anti – Halal protesters have announced they will stepping up there campaign. Said one spokesman, “we have been diligent in rooting out all examples of Halal in our community and so we have employed an expert in Islam to help guide us in our...