Prime Minister Abbott gave his speech to the G20 today and wowed the audience with his cavalcade of personal achievements.

“We were amazed,” said one international guest. “Here we were expecting the same old tired speeches about international diplomacy and how the members of the G20 can pull together to make the world a better place when the Australian Prime Minister steps up and hits it right out of the park.”

The Prime Minister gave a rousing speech covering such diverse topics as how he spent his holiday in France, what it’s like to wear lycra and had the audience on the edge of it’s seat as he recounted the time he had to remove chewing gum from his shoe.

“You should be very proud of Mr Abbott,” said one of the audience members. “He’s taken international diplomacy to a completely different level.”

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