The ABC announced today that it would be cutting back on some services in an effort to find savings to cover the reduction in funding from the federal government.

Some of the cost savings include:

  • A reduction in hair care products for Leigh Sales, Emma Alberici and Tony Jones.
  • Bananas in Pyjamas will be replaced by a single Avocado in a Muumuu.
  • Q&A will be reduced to simply Q where questions may be asked but no answers given.
  • CEO, Mark Scott will change his name by deed poll to “M”, this should save thousands of dollars in printing costs over several years due to a reduction in ink requirements for all official stationary.

Managerial staff at the ABC are hoping this will cover the amount of savings required, otherwise Peppa the Pig and her family will have to be sold for medical experiments.