Coal is the new coal

Coal is the new coal

Prime Mister Tony Abbott today announced that not only is coal good for humanity but it’s also possibly a life saver. “We’ve appointed our last remaining government scientist to investigate the healing properties of coal,” said the PM....
Bananas in Pyjamas Face Budget Cuts.

Bananas in Pyjamas Face Budget Cuts.

The famous ABC twosome loved by Aussie kids everywhere are the latest victim of budget cuts at the ABC. Mark Scott, the CEO of the ABC said, “with the reduction of funding for the ABC we have to find savings where ever we can, and the iconic uniform for B1 and...
Kiwis beat Aussies in game no one cares about.

Kiwis beat Aussies in game no one cares about.

Yesterday the New Zealand team beat the Australian team in a game some people are calling “Rugby League”. Investigative journalists have been trolling Google in an effort to find out what “Rugby League” is and if they should care about it. In...