Days Till The Apocalypse
Days since we last lost a PM
The minister for communications or a reasonable facsimile thereof, Malcolm Turnbull, announced at a press conference today that the government will be changing the official name of the NBN. “With all the changes we have made to what was obviously a badly thought...
The ABC announced today that it would be cutting back on some services in an effort to find savings to cover the reduction in funding from the federal government. Some of the cost savings include: A reduction in hair care products for Leigh Sales, Emma Alberici and...
Christopher Pyne is the latest Australian to win a Nobel Prize. Judges awarded the prize to him after his herculean effort of supporting cuts to the ABC and then launching an online petition asking the ABC to not make any cuts that affected his electorate. “Mr...
In what can only be described as a romantic tragedy Clive Palmer and Jacqui Lambie have both set their Facebook status to “It’s complicated”. “I guess they’re just growing apart,” said one mutual friend. “They don’t want...