NBN name to be changed to FUBAR.

NBN name to be changed to FUBAR.

The minister for communications or a reasonable facsimile thereof, Malcolm Turnbull, announced at a press conference today that the government will be changing the official name of the NBN. “With all the changes we have made to what was obviously a badly thought...
Christopher Pyne wins Nobel Prize for Irony.

Christopher Pyne wins Nobel Prize for Irony.

Christopher Pyne is the latest Australian to win a Nobel Prize. Judges awarded the prize to him after his herculean effort of supporting cuts to the ABC and then launching an online petition asking the ABC to not make any cuts that affected his electorate. “Mr...
Palmer and Lambie no longer BFF.

Palmer and Lambie no longer BFF.

In what can only be described as a romantic tragedy Clive Palmer and Jacqui Lambie have both set their Facebook status to “It’s complicated”. “I guess they’re just growing apart,” said one mutual friend. “They don’t want...
New senate inquiry into senate inquiries.

New senate inquiry into senate inquiries.

A new senate inquiry has been announced to investigate senate inquiries. “There has been a definite increase in the amount of senate inquiries being held,” said one government insider. “We need to have an inquiry into these inquiries to make sure...
Federal government to crack down on witchcraft.

Federal government to crack down on witchcraft.

The Federal government announced today new measures to crack down on what it calls, “the rampant use of witchcraft to pirate movies, tv shows and music”. “Lets face it,” said a government insider,” no one in the government has the...
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