Christopher Pyne wins Nobel Prize for Irony.

Christopher Pyne wins Nobel Prize for Irony.

Christopher Pyne is the latest Australian to win a Nobel Prize. Judges awarded the prize to him after his herculean effort of supporting cuts to the ABC and then launching an online petition asking the ABC to not make any cuts that affected his electorate. “Mr...
Australian pirate downloads car

Australian pirate downloads car

In what’s being heralded as a world first an Australian pirate has managed to download a car over the internet. “You see these anti-piracy ads all the time saying you wouldn’t download a car,” said Dazza from Bankstown. “For me that...
Brisbane walled in for G20

Brisbane walled in for G20

The centre of Brisbane was officially declared off limits today as a 3 metre high wall was built around the area overnight. “It wasn’t an easy task,” said one exhausted bricklayer, “but we all pitched in and got it done remarkably quickly....
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