Anti – Halal protesters have announced they will stepping up there campaign. Said one spokesman, “we have been diligent in rooting out all examples of Halal in our community and so we have employed an expert in Islam to help guide us in our endeavours.”

It was a move that had an immediate and disturbing result.

“We found out through our Islam expert that apparently air is considered to to be Halal safe,” said the spokesman. “So in protest against this obviously corrupt certification process our members will no longer be parting of any air, whatsoever.”

Membership of the Anti-Halal movement is expected to drop dramatically.


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