Yesterday the New Zealand team beat the Australian team in a game some people are calling “Rugby League”. Investigative journalists have been trolling Google in an effort to find out what “Rugby League” is and if they should care about it.
In other news Pakistan defeated Australia in another game that may or may not be called “Cricket”. Reports of this game being slightly more important than “Rugby League” have not been confirmed as yet, however the ABC is considering sending a reporter to Pakistan on the off chance that it may be something of interest.