The federal government has announced today their policy for protecting Australia from Ebola. Said the Prime Minister, “After the success of stopping illegal maritime arrivals through Operation Sovereign Borders we felt this was the next natural step.”
The task for stopping Ebola from reaching our shores has been handed to Minister for Immigration, Scott Morrison.
“I’m more than willing to take this task on,” said Mr Morrison. “We managed to stop people smugglers from getting their clients to our shores, stopping a virus should be a piece of cake. We are already in negotiations with Cambodia to take any Ebola that tries to reach our shores.”
Some backbenchers are quietly pleased with the task to stop Ebola being given to Minister Morrison. Said one backbencher, “When it comes to dealing with horrible viruses that kill people in hideous ways the first person I thought of was Scott Morrison.”