The federal government today announced a tribute to the late Gough Whitlam.

“Mr Whitlam did a great deal of progressive things in this country,” said the Minister for public announcements. “He truly was a stand out amongst his Labor Party peers, he’s the sort of person the Labor Party needs. So in an effort to show the country just how much he has done we shall wind back everything he achieved.”


“To that end the federal government will be removing universal health care, increasing the cost of education, reducing social welfare payments, screwing over indigenous Australians and breaking things off with China.”

“It’s only because of the great achievements of Mr Whitlam that we can even do this to Australia, we have a lot to thank him for.”

Gough Whitlam

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