NBN name to be changed to FUBAR.

by | December 12, 2014 | Politics | 0 Comments

The minister for communications or a reasonable facsimile thereof, Malcolm Turnbull, announced at a press conference today that the government will be changing the official name of the NBN. "With all the changes we have made to what was obviously a badly thought out...
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ABC to cut staff, programs and good ideas.

by | November 24, 2014 | Society | 0 Comments

The ABC announced today that it would be cutting back on some services in an effort to find savings to cover the reduction in funding from the federal government. Some of the cost savings include: A reduction in hair care products for Leigh Sales, Emma Alberici and...
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Christopher Pyne wins Nobel Prize for Irony.

by | November 20, 2014 | Politics, Popular | 0 Comments

Christopher Pyne is the latest Australian to win a Nobel Prize. Judges awarded the prize to him after his herculean effort of supporting cuts to the ABC and then launching an online petition asking the ABC to not make any cuts that affected his electorate. "Mr Pyne is...
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Government to recognise Whitlam achievements.

Government to recognise Whitlam achievements.

by | Oct 21, 2014 | | 0 Comments

The federal government today announced a tribute to the late Gough Whitlam. "Mr Whitlam did a great deal of progressive things in this country," said the Minister for public announcements. "He truly was a stand out amongst his Labor Party peers, he's the sort of...

Abbott and Putin jello wrestling at G20.

Abbott and Putin jello wrestling at G20.

by | Oct 21, 2014 | | 0 Comments

It was announced today by the office of the Prime Minister that arrangements had been made for Mr Abbott and Mr Putin to compete in a winner take all wrestling match during the upcoming G20 summit in Brisbane, QLD. "We're all very excited about the match," said one...