by Editör | Nov 15, 2014 | Politics
Prime Minister Abbott gave his speech to the G20 today and wowed the audience with his cavalcade of personal achievements. “We were amazed,” said one international guest. “Here we were expecting the same old tired speeches about international...
by Editör | Nov 9, 2014 | Politics
Another leaked Snowden document has rocked the Australian federal government. Sources state that the Prime Minister is livid about the leak. “We’ve never seen him so angry,” said one cabinet insider, “he even punched a wall which is unusual for...
by Editör | Nov 3, 2014 | Politics
The new data retention laws have caused some confusion of late, particularly among those that voted for them in Parliament. “We’re not really sure what this does or doesn’t do,” said one Liberal party backbencher. “But if George says...
by Editör | Nov 2, 2014 | Nature, Science
Direct Action legislation has been passed in Parliament and according to government sources will now start to reign in Australia’s greenhouse gas emissions. Environment Minister Greg Hunt is said to be quite pleased with the new legislation. One insider told...
by Editör | Oct 25, 2014 | Politics, Science
The federal government has announced today their policy for protecting Australia from Ebola. Said the Prime Minister, “After the success of stopping illegal maritime arrivals through Operation Sovereign Borders we felt this was the next natural step.” The...
