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Russia sends Naval vessels to defend against shirtfront
It has been revealed today that the Russian President has requested Naval support in case of any sudden shirtfront attacks during the G20 in Brisbane. One Russian Naval officer told the Larrikin, "we really don't have the slightest idea what a shirtfront is, but we...
ABC to be crowd funded
The Australian government announced today that all future funding for the ABC will have to be crowd sourced. "We're sick and tired of the constant bias towards the truth shown by the ABC," said one government backbencher. "If the ABC can't play for Team Australia then...
Australian pirate downloads car
In what's being heralded as a world first an Australian pirate has managed to download a car over the internet. "You see these anti-piracy ads all the time saying you wouldn't download a car," said Dazza from Bankstown. "For me that sounded a lot like a challenge, so...
Snowden leak blow for government
Another leaked Snowden document has rocked the Australian federal government. Sources state that the Prime Minister is livid about the leak. "We've never seen him so angry," said one cabinet insider, "he even punched a wall which is unusual for him as there was no one...