NBN name to be changed to FUBAR.

The minister for communications or a reasonable facsimile thereof, Malcolm Turnbull, announced at a press conference today that the government will be changing the official name of the NBN. "With all the changes we have made to what was obviously a badly thought out...

ABC to cut staff, programs and good ideas.

The ABC announced today that it would be cutting back on some services in an effort to find savings to cover the reduction in funding from the federal government. Some of the cost savings include: A reduction in hair care products for Leigh Sales, Emma Alberici and...

Christopher Pyne wins Nobel Prize for Irony.

Christopher Pyne is the latest Australian to win a Nobel Prize. Judges awarded the prize to him after his herculean effort of supporting cuts to the ABC and then launching an online petition asking the ABC to not make any cuts that affected his electorate. "Mr Pyne is...

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Protesters boycott air

Protesters boycott air

Anti - Halal protesters have announced they will stepping up there campaign. Said one spokesman, "we have been diligent in rooting out all examples of Halal in our community and so we have employed an expert in Islam to help guide us in our endeavours." It was a move...

Government announces Turn Back Ebola policy.

Government announces Turn Back Ebola policy.

The federal government has announced today their policy for protecting Australia from Ebola. Said the Prime Minister, "After the success of stopping illegal maritime arrivals through Operation Sovereign Borders we felt this was the next natural step." The task for...

Rare Tasmanian Tree Frog Found

Rare Tasmanian Tree Frog Found

Biologists in Tasmania have announced they have have discovered a rare tree frog in the wilds of Tasmania. "The frog does have some distinctive colouration, mainly a large band of yellow around the neck" said one excited scientist, "but it doesn't appear to have any...

All your governments are belong to Morrison

All your governments are belong to Morrison

It has been announced today that the Minister for Immigration, Scott Morrison, has finally achieved his goal of taking over the entire government. "We are very happy that Mr Morrison has taken over our souls," proclaimed a more wooden than usual PM. "It's really for...