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Brisbane walled in for G20
The centre of Brisbane was officially declared off limits today as a 3 metre high wall was built around the area overnight. "It wasn't an easy task," said one exhausted bricklayer, "but we all pitched in and got it done remarkably quickly. I'm glad I didn't have to do...
New Star Wars merchandising announced.
Disney today announced the name of the new Star Wars merchandising range. "For Star Wars fans it's been a long time coming," said one Disney marketer. "But at long last the wait is over, people can now buy a host of new collectibles." Fans across the world are...
Homo boganus discovered in Western Sydney
Scientist have announced the discovery of a new species. "It's very close to Homo erectus, they could easily be mistaken for human," said one visibly chuffed biologist. "In fact they have been living amongst us for years. Head of biology at Sydney University,...
Defense force personnel to pay for new toys.
The Federal Government announced today more cuts to the budget. "We need to get the on again / off again budget emergency under control," said one government backbencher. "Yes we're committed to expanding government funding for the military, but that's all to buy new...