Work for the Dole to fly strike operations in Iraq

Work for the Dole to fly strike operations in Iraq

The Ministry for Employment and Workplace Relations announced today that it was in talks with the Defence Ministry to implement a “Work for the Dole” program. Anyone under the age of 30 that is currently unemployed will be sent to Iraq as part of a raft of...
Coal is the new coal

Coal is the new coal

Prime Mister Tony Abbott today announced that not only is coal good for humanity but it’s also possibly a life saver. “We’ve appointed our last remaining government scientist to investigate the healing properties of coal,” said the PM....
Bananas in Pyjamas Face Budget Cuts.

Bananas in Pyjamas Face Budget Cuts.

The famous ABC twosome loved by Aussie kids everywhere are the latest victim of budget cuts at the ABC. Mark Scott, the CEO of the ABC said, “with the reduction of funding for the ABC we have to find savings where ever we can, and the iconic uniform for B1 and...
Government announces Turn Back Ebola policy.

Government announces Turn Back Ebola policy.

The federal government has announced today their policy for protecting Australia from Ebola. Said the Prime Minister, “After the success of stopping illegal maritime arrivals through Operation Sovereign Borders we felt this was the next natural step.” The...