Russia sends Naval vessels to defend against shirtfront

Russia sends Naval vessels to defend against shirtfront

It has been revealed today that the Russian President has requested Naval support in case of any sudden shirtfront attacks during the G20 in Brisbane. One Russian Naval officer told the Larrikin, “we really don’t have the slightest idea what a shirtfront...
Snowden leak blow for government

Snowden leak blow for government

Another leaked Snowden document has rocked the Australian federal government. Sources state that the Prime Minister is livid about the leak. “We’ve never seen him so angry,” said one cabinet insider, “he even punched a wall which is unusual for...
Brisbane walled in for G20

Brisbane walled in for G20

The centre of Brisbane was officially declared off limits today as a 3 metre high wall was built around the area overnight. “It wasn’t an easy task,” said one exhausted bricklayer, “but we all pitched in and got it done remarkably quickly....
Defense force personnel to pay for new toys.

Defense force personnel to pay for new toys.

The Federal Government announced today more cuts to the budget. “We need to get the on again / off again budget emergency under control,” said one government backbencher. “Yes we’re committed to expanding government funding for the military,...
Do you even Data Retention?

Do you even Data Retention?

The new data retention laws have caused some confusion of late, particularly among those that voted for them in Parliament. “We’re not really sure what this does or doesn’t do,” said one Liberal party backbencher. “But if George says...
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