Snowden leak blow for government

Snowden leak blow for government

Another leaked Snowden document has rocked the Australian federal government. Sources state that the Prime Minister is livid about the leak. “We’ve never seen him so angry,” said one cabinet insider, “he even punched a wall which is unusual for...
Brisbane walled in for G20

Brisbane walled in for G20

The centre of Brisbane was officially declared off limits today as a 3 metre high wall was built around the area overnight. “It wasn’t an easy task,” said one exhausted bricklayer, “but we all pitched in and got it done remarkably quickly....
New Star Wars merchandising announced.

New Star Wars merchandising announced.

Disney today announced the name of the new Star Wars merchandising range. “For Star Wars fans it’s been a long time coming,” said one Disney marketer. “But at long last the wait is over, people can now buy a host of new collectibles.”...
Homo boganus discovered in Western Sydney

Homo boganus discovered in Western Sydney

Scientist have announced the discovery of a new species. “It’s very close to Homo erectus, they could easily be mistaken for human,” said one visibly chuffed biologist. “In fact they have been living amongst us for years. Head of biology at...
Defense force personnel to pay for new toys.

Defense force personnel to pay for new toys.

The Federal Government announced today more cuts to the budget. “We need to get the on again / off again budget emergency under control,” said one government backbencher. “Yes we’re committed to expanding government funding for the military,...